
How the Hole Came to Be: A Timeline of Events
Friday morning, 8:32 am: London wakes up with frozen toes, fingers, and chapped cheeks from her bedroom being so cold (she has the coldest room in the house).
8:33: Greg decides to venture up into the attic to do...something...to the furnace so it will work. The attic entrance is in Jackson's room.
8:42: Greg arms himself with a flashlight, ladder, and a tshirt (I really should have grabbed a picture of this) wrapped around his face. I don't know why.
8:45: The grand entrance to the attic begins, while I contemplate the fun tasks that lay before me for the day.
9:00 am: I take London upstairs to get her ready for her morning nap. She was super cranky, so I decided to lay her down early.
9:13: BOOM, CRACK, *poof*, "BECKI!!!!"
9:14: I exit London's bedroom and stumble upon a huge, gaping hole in our ceiling AND about 1 foot's worth of insulation covering our staircase. Jackson is screaming, terrified of what he just saw. (He was standing in the family room, so he saw everything, including Greg's leg pop through).
9:15-1:00 pm: Cleaning up insulation. NOT what I had been thinking about at 8:45.
9:15-current time: Convincing Jackson that nothing is going to come out of the hole, that the hole can't suck him in, that its okay to walk underneath the hole, that I don't have to carry him upstairs, its okay to look at the hole, yes we will fix the hole, no a new hole isn't going to happen, etc etc etc. He was really freaked out.
Apparently, while Greg was walking on the catwalk, his foot slipped and his leg just popped right through. Luckily he caught himself or he would have fallen the two stories down! My favorite moment? When Greg looks out of the hole and says, "Um, babe, we are going to have to clean this up." Really? You think?! :)
*sigh".